OLDER POST: I Heart Bulge

This is an old post and I just had to repost it....I lose my breath every time I read it:)

My thought for the next blog was going to be a bit more serious but that was before the disturbing email I received today. So as stated before about EHarmony, you get to an email stage. Now most of the time I never take it farther than emailing but I have talked on the phone to a few. Anyways...this has been my adventure today. And before you think not…IT IS TRUE!! I’m telling you, I just may stay single and on these dating sites just to write a book. Monetarily, it might be worth it!

Back to today… I made it to email with this gentleman and private email at that. We corresponded with very simple contact, “Good Morning”, “Hope you have a good day”, etc... Then, he asks if I would like to see more pics of him since there aren’t that many on his profile. Well look, who’s gonna turn more pics down, so I said sure.

I was in a PreK class observing, not thinking about said email I had sent earlier about clearance of sending pictures, and this is what I got. Just take about 10 seconds and check it out…take a good – long – hard look!!!!

There are few things I’m going to point out to you, incase you didn’t notice. But, I’m guessing you noticed because frankly, it’s hard to miss…

*First and foremost let’s get the acknowledgement of the oversized package located in the crotch of his tighty whities. I’m just going to lie this out there…it’s socks, potatoes, or oranges. And if it is real, who cares?? Absolutely ridiculous!!

*Now for the tighty whities. Gross. If you wear those, you don’t take pics with them on. I mean, really?? Geez…I just don’t know what else to say about that.

*Next, look at that smile! He’s grinnin’ like a damn jackass on crack! He obviously really likes looking at himself.

*Check out the abs and chest. I have to say not bad as long as you don’t look at anything else in the picture. However, that is still not enough to compensate for the complete pornographic spin this picture takes once you get to the crotch level!!

Well in reflection of today’s events, I will say I have deleted my EHarmony account. I will no longer be exploring dating via online services, from that company at least. I am going to stay on match just because the people are much more entertaining (in the posting on blog sort of way) and it seems easier to weed out. I’m sure I will be back with a new post or picture soon enough.